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Sep. 7th, 2009

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Draconic car love

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Jul. 17th, 2009

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Guitar hero, me?

Oh wow.

It might not seem like major news to you, dear reader, but I just learned how to play "Pipeline," the Alan Parsons Project's instrumental, on my guitar.

The thing is, it's quite simple—but only if you've been playing for years could you pick out the chords by yourself within 10 minutes of experimenting, without courtesy of cheat sheets of any sort, using just your ear.

That's exactly what I did.

You would need a trained ear to know exactly what chords to play: minors, majors, minor 7ths, major 7ths, 6th chords—they're all in there! And I discovered them all.

I really think I'm getting there, both as a guitarist and a musician, and that's what has me the most excited!

Jun. 22nd, 2009

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Oh what a night, back in June 2009!

What a day on Friday, folks: As per usual, I worked late Thursday night into early Friday morning, leaving at 7:30 a.m. I took the bus back to my own neighborhood in south-east London, took a bus into central London from there, took a bus from Whitehall (past Parliament/Big Ben) to Victoria Station, and then a bus from there to Imperial College in South Kensington where my dentist is. Four buses so far.

I had to wait an hour-and-a-half to be seen, had my teeth cleaned—which hurts, because she scrapes the teeth around the gums: something known as de-scaling—and then caught the #52 bus back to Victoria.

Then I caught the C10 bus to Canada Water—that's six bus rides so far that day—and I would have gotten off at Bermondsey had I known it took 20 minutes to get from there to Canada Water! Took the subway train from C.W. to Canary Wharf, and then the DLR train into East London.

Why? Well, those of you who know me from past LJ lives are aware that I enjoy going to a certain nightclub and that my wife and I stay in a hotel down the street from the venue. As this is a club mainly for transvestites, and I would be dressing up, I had to have a full-body shave which took 30 minutes. And then to bed for a few hours, though I woke up when Squirrel arrived at the hotel after her working hours.

Then five hours at the club: I've known the place to be heaving and full of energy. But this past Friday night wasn't one of them; it was unusually quiet. But, as Squirrel said, it's probably because it was the middle of the month and most people go to clubs at the beginnings or ends of the month.

But it was still enjoyable. They kept playing Dr. Suess' Horton Hears A Who on the TV screen, and at one point, Squirrel and I sat on a sofa by the dancefloor, with the thumping dance music and strobe lights going, watching nearly a half-an-hour of the movie! I'd wanted to see Horton anyway, but I especially wanted my own copy after this night, to remind me of a chilled night of clubbing. And I know she was a nasty bully, but I love the kangaroo in that film!

Traffic was horrendous on the way back home Saturday afternoon (I'll spare you the details), but that's London for you, especially on a dry, warmish, partly sunny afternoon. It was a great weekend, though; I should have more like them.

Jun. 13th, 2009

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Video: Mouse loses his pet

This is a simple but adorable cartoon from early '70s-era Sesame Street that I remember well from when I was a kid. I love the mice with their shirts and bare bottom halves (good conditioning for a future Furry!), the sound of their footfalls (mice going "thump-thump-thump?"), and I especially love the life coach-like manner in which one of the mice asks, "Can you do that?!" A short but great cartoon.


Jun. 7th, 2009

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Race expectations



They said it would be the same distance as last year: 3-½ miles.

So why did it take me four minutes longer to run it this year? To be honest, I think I ran faster than last year's race.

I was quite angry when I crossed the finish line at 39:08, thinking that could not—COULD NOT—be right!  (I crossed the finish line at 35:07 last year!)

So another four minutes of running time would equal another half-mile, which would equal four miles in total!

I don't ask much out of life:  just a bit of honesty from people, especially with regard to events like this one. If this race was going to be four miles long, which I earnestly believe it was, why couldn't they have just bloody said so?  I am perfectly capable of running four miles; I just want to know that's what's facing me.

Despite this, I was glad to help Crisis (a homelessness charity) out again with their annual June race. And I sure did enjoy that bottle of water afterwards—in fact, water never tasted so good!
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May. 21st, 2009

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Maybe I don't hate the cold so much after all, and here's why:



OK, so it's in the flippin' 80s back home in Boston, and we have yet to even crack 70 here, but why am I surprised by this? I wouldn't really be surprised if we got nine inches of snow in July, except for the fact that we never get much snow here either!

But there's one thing to be said for a summer that is taking its sweet, snail's-pace time in coming: We have yet to be bothered by yellowjackets.

When the nights are balmy here, we get plagued by paper wasps in our office, and some of them are BIG. They swarm around the lights in the ceiling, but they will suddenly get it into their tiny heads to Z-I-I-I-P somewhere else and this is where the danger lies: sometimes, the frigging things fly straight at you. And it sucks because I find it difficult to work under such stressful circumstances. I nearly got stung by a yellowjacket one night a few years ago—unbeknownst to me, it had been crawling about in my hair (which is rather long) and suddenly I felt something crawling on my cheek. It had only just ever-so-slightly pierced my facial skin with its stinger when I whacked it off my face so hard that it was catapulted straight out the open window. But even then, it hurt!

So, chilly nights mean that the wasps are being kept at bay. This is good news. I did see a wasp last night, but it was one of those cute, harmless parasitic ichneumons. I can deal with those. I can also deal with moths. Yellowjackets can go f*** themselves, they really are the sole sucky point of summer.

I would like some genuine warmth and pleasantly mild nights especially as we're rapidly approaching the month of June. I would like to have a reason to run the fans. I resent having to still wear a jacket, even gloves, at this time of year. But there's no denying that part of me is grateful for the continued cold nights we've been having.

And now you know why!

May. 17th, 2009

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Council letters

I don't know if anyone's seen this on the 'net before, or as an e-mail fwd as I did, but they are genuinely funny. Hard to believe some people are this scatter-brained, but then, as every dragon knows, you underestimate the ignorance of the average human being at your own risk. Enjoy!

These are actual clips from council complaint letters:

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore since he is on top of me.
3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
11. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
12. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
13. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too intrusive for me.
14.The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
15.Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
16. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction

May. 10th, 2009

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R.I.P. Pancake; welcome Roxy





In May 2008, Squirrel and I came into possession of two young ratties called Angelina and Pancake. This was in order to keep our other girls, Mary and Sapphire, company. Well, it was to keep Sapphire company, because although both were still alive at the time (and thus had each other), we knew Mary was on her last legs and Sapphy would need fellow rat company once she was on her own. Introductions went well and soon all three shared the same cage.

After Sapphy's own death in July 2008, Angelina and Pancake, both sisters, were our only rats and they were a joy to have. Pancake would collect paper and stuff it behind the sofa while Angelina would run around the room seeing what trouble she could get up to.

There were differences between the two. While Angelina was more solid and muscular, Pancake was soft and squidgy; and while Angie was outgoing and reasonably friendly, Pancake was quite shy. We used to refer to the both of them as "Pangelina." If you asked how Pangelina was, you'd be referring to both of them.



Well, sadly, we lost one of the duo to pneumonia. On Friday, Pancake died at only 14 months old. She'd been wheezing for several weeks before eventually falling very il, and she died in the piece of tubing in the cage. We had her on medication, but it could only do so much. I didn't notice she had died until 2 p.m. Friday, but she'd obviously died during the early morning hours.

Angelina, meanwhile, is as hale and hearty and strong as ever, but lonely. Losing Pancake has taken a bit of the spunk out of her, but we noticed that she has now taken over Pancake's paper-collecting duties!

To combat Angelina's loneliness, we got another rat, a four-month old named Roxy. The first introduction between Roxy and Angelina went well, and we expect that, by the end of this month—at the very latest—they will be living in the same cage. You have to be careful introducing rats, but if caution is taken and patience shown, they can become great cagemates and friends.

We dearly miss Pancake, but we're both very grateful to still have a strong and healthy Angelina (our little ballerina) and we have welcomed the friendly, sprightly newcomer Roxy into our lives.
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Apr. 5th, 2009

rampantred

Would the real rabbit please stand up?

In the world of the furry cartoonist, this is what a rabbit looks like:



In the real world, this is what a rabbit actually looks like:



The difference between fantasy and reality could not possibly be more stark.

Mar. 29th, 2009

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Rain, rain, go away

ORLANDO, Florida — It's raining so hard today that I'm being prevented from going into downtown Orlando. Which really sucks, because I love exploring city centers. I was here before on a high school senior class trip in 1988, but didn't see the city. And now, on the last day, I'd planned to see it before the long flight back to England, but I have no desire to take a seven-hour flight in damp clothes. So I'm camping out with the fam here in the Bad Ass Coffee Cafe on International Drive.

It also sucks, because don't we get enough goddamned rain in Britain? 

Oh well, the weather was brilliantly warm and sunny up to this point. I've got a lovely tan, my body's now got plenty of vitamin D, and I've had the chance to work out the rot and rust in my bones and joints caused by the perpetually cool, damp English weather.

I swear, those of you who live in a climate like Florida's don't realize how lucky you are.

Mar. 18th, 2009

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Save the Skippies

I read rather distressing news in the newspapers today that authorities are planning to cull some eastern grey kangaroosin the Canberra area because the animals are growing in numbers.

Yet, 85% of Canberrans have said that they like their kangaroos and are proud of them. As are most Australians: as the article I linked to states, "the majority of Australians are repulsed by the idea of culling their national emblem."

Pat O'Brien, president of the Wildlife Protection Association of Australia, was reported as opining that "most Australians love kangaroos. This makes us look like a bunch of rednecks." That it does, Mr. O'Brien.

Time for the Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, to get involved, I say. C'mon, Mr. Rudd, you're supposed to be a liberal and a man of the people. You represented change in Oz the way Obama did in the States, so act on this. Declare a kangaroo cull illegal.

The last thing Australia wants is to become like Canada, killing animals for precious little reason, because they can, and maybe even for profit? I am not entirely convinced that Adidas, and other companies, aren't working behind-the-scenes to promote this cull.

Reject this bloodshed, Australia!

Feb. 28th, 2009

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Dragon fall down and go boom!

I like running. That is fun.

I don't like tripping and hitting the concrete pavement at ten miles an hour. That is not fun.

The right side of my body took the impact. My right hand scraped the sidewalk and my right pinky might be broken. It hurts like hell.

My right arm feels like I did 500 reps with a 25-pound barbell.

Yet, just seconds after taking that fall, I got right back up, brushed myself off, finished my run and only then inspected the damage to myself.

That is how it's done. You lick your wounds in private. It was embarassing and it was painful, but I did not let it show. I got back up without a word. I took my fall in perfect macho style.

It takes more than that fall to put this dragon out of commission.

Feb. 7th, 2009

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Draconic car



The 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am.  What a magnificent car. How'd you like to find yourself in the middle of that road with those two beasts staring you down?

Truly, this car is the vehicle equivalent of a dragon. What I wouldn't give to drive one!
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Feb. 3rd, 2009

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Paralyzed by nine inches

 

Incredible weather, worldwide. Ice storms in the southern mid-west U.S. Hell-like heat in south and southeast Australia.

And here in Britain? Snow days. Yes, I'll repeat that: Snow days. In the decade that I've lived here, I have not previously had that experience—and I never expected to. Snow days are a regular fact of life in Boston, where I'm originally from. In London—or anywhere in the British Isles, in fact—they're unknown.  Normally, all it ever does is rain during the winter, no matter how cold it is.

It started snowing about 7 p.m. Sunday night and the snow carried on through the night and into the morning. I went for a run at 7 a.m. Monday morning; it was still snowing, nine inches of dry, fluffy snow was piled up on the ground. There were hardly any cars driving on the unplowed roads. I saw for myself just how stranded people were, especially by the train station. It was the worst snowstorm in London and southern England for 18 years.

Nine inches of snow may not seem like much—indeed it's laughable to someone from a part of the world where it's routine to get that kind of snowfall several times per week—but it understandably paralyzed London, because this city has not invested in snow-removal equipment. Why invest billions of pounds in equipment for such a rare event as a snowstorm?

Over here, two inches of snow is an event. It's very rare even to get two inches per day, on any particular day. Hell, getting two inches of snow per year is a remarkable thing. So you can just imagine the pandemonium caused by eight to nine inches being dumped on us over the course of one night.

As practically no-one could make the journey into work, due to clogged roads and cancelled trains, we had a snow day.

I still can't get over it. It seems incredible that we had so much snow here—in a dank corner of the world where it's such a rare thing—that we actually had a day off work, especially a business such as ours which is very reluctant to close for any reason other than Christmas!

But then again, in reality, we didn't get that much snow. We just couldn't deal with the amount we got. It really says a lot when nine inches paralyzes a city. But it was exciting—in its pathetic, "aren't we a load of wimps here in Britain" way—all the same. And I'm guessing it will be another 18 years before we see the likes of it again.
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Jan. 1st, 2009

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Softball and common sense

As I was running across the big lawn in the park around 7:30 a.m. today, I noticed a man taking batting practice. Softball batting practice, a very rare sight here in Britain. I stopped—it was getting toward the end of my run anyway—and watched him for a few seconds before I decided to chat with him.

During the course of our 5-minute convo, he said, "It's good to be out here, New Year's morning, practically no-one about, and getting some sober exercise."

"Yeah," I said. "That's what I'm doing out here as well."

"Much better than waking up with a pounding headache and thinking, 'What the hell'd I do that for? It wasn't even fun!'"

"Well, when you're young, you think you have to do drink and party like an idiot. I'm too old and wise for that, though."

"So am I, mate. Yeah, I'd rather be out here in this frost-bitten field and swinging a bat than tucked up in bed and feeling like hell."

I'm so glad to have met someone this morning that not only likes a real sport, but also thinks it's ridiculous to wildly celebrate attaching yet another number to yet another four-season cycle.

I'm perfectly sober this morning—and proud of it.

Dec. 31st, 2008

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Happy new arbitrary 12-month measure of time!

Well, a happy new year to anyone for whom it actually means anything. For me, a year is an arbitrary human demarcation of time. 1888 is as irrelevant as 1978 which is as irrelevant as 2008. It's all time, which is itself hard to measure, and human beings have always been the same irrational creatures. So, you tell me what the difference is.

Humans do their best in terms of trying to manage time, I'll admit.  Still, why should I party my ass off and sing "Auld Lang Syne" with strangers whom I normally wouldn't give the time of day to in order to celebrate the commencement of yet another 12-month chunk of human-measured time? It all seems incredibly silly.

After all, as the Alan Parsons Project once sang, "Time keeps flowing like a river to the sea."  And how.   Keep attaching numbers to the river if you insist, but I don't understand why that's worthy of a celebration!

All I want is a quiet night tonight so that tomorrow morning I can have a good long run, and I really won't care whether or not it's my "first run of 2009!"
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Dec. 20th, 2008

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Control your dogs, please!



'Tis the season: winter. You wouldn't know it today though. It was so warm this morning that I was able to run in shorts, something I've not done in a while. I even sat outdoors while drinking my post-run coffee at the café (normally I sit indoors, right next to the radiator). Now for 7 a.m. on a December day in Britain, that's impressive! Just goes to show that even in this soaking wet, frigid, godforsaken corner of the world, we can have decent weather, even in winter. It's about as rare as decent weather during the summer, but what can you do?

The temperature, by the way, was 54°F (12°C). Now then, you know it's been pretty damn cold lately when that seems warm! On the one hand, that's pathetic; but on the other hand, it is nevertheless a gift-horse that's not to be looked in the mouth!

It was so dark in the park that I saw two people with flashlights and their dog was wearing a collar with a mini-flashlight built into it! I've never seen that before.

Unfortunately, this dog started romping after me. I really didn't have a problem with that until (1) the dog tried to stick his nose right up into my most private of areas and (2) the animal nearly caused me to trip up.

"Jesus CHRIST!" I shouted, looking back at the two men. Honestly, if they know their dog is over-enthusiastic when it comes to runners or other people in general, can't they keep the animal on a leash? I'm getting sick of people who think that the park is exclusively for their dogs to run free and uninhibited and act as though you're in the wrong for wanting to partake of your exercise there. Now some dogs have been properly trained and don't bother you as you run by them. Other unleashed dogs, however, chase you and try to bite at your heels as you run by and this is unacceptable.

Now don't get me wrong: I love animals, including dogs. In fact, I have gotten along with most dogs I have had cause to come into contact with. Dogs and I seem to share an understanding and natural friendship with each other.

But that doesn't mean I welcome the opportunity for one to poke around the cloacal area and to romp after me so enthusiastically that he gets in my way and practically sends me flying. Again, unacceptable.

It's no wonder runners like myself run as early as possible, to try to avoid people and their pets getting in their way! There is nothing better than having a long stretch of street or parkland to myself. I revel in the loneliness of the long-distance runner. After all, I run not only for exercise but as a break, as a way to escape the madness of the human world for a while, losing myself in my draconic thoughts. The last thing I want is to encounter the very madness that I'm trying to run away from!

Dec. 19th, 2008

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For dragons, it's not about size ...

For many years, when I was aware of myself being Otherkin, I used to think that I could not be a dragon. Not a pure dragon, anyway. I used to assert that I was no more than 12% red dragon.

Why? Because I didn't think I was big enough.

At 5-foot-5 and 175 pounds, I make a smaller-than-average human male. I thought this human form couldn't represent a dragon soul sufficiently enough, which is why I mistakenly likened myself more to raccoons and red foxes instead.

I'm certaily resourceful enough to be a raccoon and sneaky enough to be a red fox—but I'm neither. I now realize, as a result of my Awakening in the spring of 2006, that I am a pure red dragon.

Size doesn't matter. Even in the dragon world, you get dragons that are smaller than average, but they fight harder to prove themselves and are, as a result, much tougher than the dragons who've never had to prove anything.

People who cross me are often astonished to discover how fiercely I can react when I've been angered. If I like the people, I feel guilty and apologize for and/or explain my behavior. If I dislike them, I don't worry about it; they got the burning they deserve. Many times I don't even have to fight—the look I give is enough to let them know that I am about to rain hell on them if they do not present the olive branch.

Having said that, I hate confrontation. I avoid it if at all possible, if my temper and circumstances will allow it.

But I have noticed, over the past few years, that I am capable of making people back down. Not everyone, but most that I've had cause to cross swords with. I've learned that, while short, I am not small. My running keeps me fit. And, three years ago, I had membership in a gym that I went to every evening after work. Over the course of just one year, I packed on 30 pounds of muscle to achieve my current weight of 175. (I was only 145 before I gained that muscle weight!) And the results paid off. One day last year, as I was traversing across London on an errand, a young man and his girlfriend started talking to me, and the young man said, "Do you work out? Because you're like, aarrgh!" The girlfriend nodded as if she agreed totally with him. I admit, that made my century, if not just my year.

Having a dragon soul determines your characteristics, more than anything else. It is up to the dragon to ensure that his or her human body is as fit and healthy and strong as it is capable of. I've learned that much. A dragon is also humble about his strength and seeks to use it as little as possible. It's simply a comfort to know that he/she needs it if it's required.

In fact, I love to joke that in my true dragon form, I'd measure only ten feet, while other dragons would tower over me at fifteen feet.  But I'd be no less spunky or fiery than them!

Being a dragon doesn't mean being over six feet tall and arrogant. That is not being a dragon. That is being a conceited human being, one that is looking for a knock-down, preferably by a dragon!

Dec. 16th, 2008

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To re-live the art of frugality ...

I swear, if you did not know any better, then you would not believe there was a financial crisis to which most people have been subjected if the number of travel ads in the papers are any indication.

I work in advertising, and I continue to be amazed at how many newspaper ads for flights and cruises and chaperoned expeditions there are. I must classify about 50 travel ads a night, and my co-workers musts process another 100 of the damn things.

It's the cruise ads that get me the most: "A FANTASTIC JOURNEY ON THE BALMORAL, THE CRUISE OF A LIFETIME, NOT TO BE MISSED." Presumably you won't miss the £2,000 that you have to fork over for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tour the Mediterranean or the Caribbean or the world! They promise you a cabin upgrade, but it's still worth six weeks of my salary!

I ask: Who, besides the rich, has this kind of money and, if they still do, why would they not hang on to it?

I sometimes argue with my wife over money. She can't believe that I want to save—that I'm desperate to save. She thinks that we should still go on trips. Now, I did a lot of travelling throughout my 30s (I'm now 39), and I'm grateful for it. We've been all over Western Europe, to Chicago, to Miami, to New York City and to my hometown of Boston. I've seen cities and places I never expected to witness with my own eyes. And it's been great. But I can't keep doing it. It's time to buckle down and get serious, and there's only one prize that I've got my eyes on: some kind of substantial savings account!

I want my 40s to be the opposite of the past decade. I will once again engage in frugality. And I guess the draconic moral of this story is, frugality and hoarding treasure comes natural to dragons, just like all the fairy-tales told you. That much is true, anyway.

Dec. 14th, 2008

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Running an expression of my misanthropy? Nah!

This morning was better, as it turns out. It was really foggy, but I actually like the fog. Dark clouds that are higher up in the atmosphere make things gloomy, but I think fog is quite lovely in its misty, shroudy way. And everything goes really silent during a fog too, despite the continuance of human activity, traffic, etc. Ever notice how a cold-weather fog or a snowstorm makes the entire outdoors seem really still? Weird, isn't it? It's a bit spooky—especially when you're deep into the park at 7 a.m. with no-one else around—but I love it.

I ran about 5 miles and loved every step. I hadn't run in five days, because I was ill last Monday, so I wanted to give my body a good rest. It seems that rest was all I needed because my legs just moved like engine pistons! I was burning rubber, something I shouldn't do as I need to make my sneakers last. Credit crunch and all, lol! But I don't care, if I sense that I can be faster than usual, I go all out.

I love to run, not just because it's my trapped-in-a-human-body equivalent of flying, but the stress-release factor just can't be beat. Yeah, swimming hard, walloping a punch-bag, martial arts, fast dancing: any good form of aerobic exercise is great for stress release too. But running really tests you, especially when both speed and distance (endurance) comes into it. Once you get those endorphins flowing, you just feel great. Honestly, you just drift along, keeping a steady pace, and lose yourself in thought.

I admit, there's a bit of a conceited gesture in running too, because you're doing something that other people nearly faint at the thought of. Because most people aren't runners, they regard you as something special. They may hate you, think you're a pain in the ass, be jealous of you, envy the way you look in tights—or so I like to believe!—or the sculpted shape of your legs, think you're "too thin," or whatever. See, I don't care if the people I pass by, either on the sidewalk or from their cars, loathe me the moment they spot me in my stride. I get off on it. The knowledge that I'm dedicated to something, something healthy, is a very real source of personal pride.

And this, of course, is how I feel as a dragon. I am above humanity. I have to take part in it, but I never feel a part of it. I may love human activities, inventions and creations like music, baseball, comedy, etc., and that's a tad hypocritical of me, I know. But I won't deny for one moment that running is my way of letting the bulk of society know: "Hey, I'm not like you, because you could never drag your ass out of bed at 6 or 7 on a 35-degree morning and pound the pavement (or asphalt, or gravel) for a distance of 4 or 5 miles the way I do. And you know what? I'm glad. I don't smoke, drink heavily or eat loads of fatty foods. I'm not causing any harm to my heart, not blackening my lungs nor clogging my arteries. My idea of recreating is not sitting my ass on the sofa, in front of the TV for hours and hours. I don't have the experience of saying, 'Well, here's another pair of jeans that don't fit me anymore. Oh well, time to just wear sweat pants!' I don't wheeze and cough everytime I have to walk up a hill. I'm healthy, I'm fit, I've got will power. So hate me all you like, because I sure as hell wouldn't want to be like you!"

Slobby, slobby humans.

I will never stop running. I love it too much for a variety of reasons. I will be one of these guys you read about who drop dead during the middle of a jog when they're 85 years of age, and when that happens, you can laugh at me all you like. But in the meantime, keep dreaming about possessing the sort of thighs that I've got.

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